Published at 12:01AM, August 17 2015
Oi! Education snobs! Enough already with the “flaky” insults. After last
week’s A-level hysteria, the Joint Council for Qualifications has revealed
that the number of pupils taking allegedly tougher, more challenging
subjects such as maths has risen this year. Simultaneously, and much to the
delight of education snobs everywhere, the numbers taking so-called “flaky”
subjects, such as media studies, has fallen.
In short, say the observers, including the schools minister Nick Gibb, who
recently praised this apparent return to “core academic subjects”, dummies
are out, brainiacs are in.
Well, as someone who boasts a master’s in what must surely be one of the
dumbest, flakiest subjects imaginable — film studies (I know, hilarious,
isn’t it?) — I take enormous exception to the short-sighted assumptions
behind this argument. In fact, I will let my film studies master’s take the
Pepsi challenge with any maths degree from any university any day of the
week and I’m confident the film spods will come out on top.
Under the guise of “studying film”, I was submerged, reluctantly it must be
said (I was a student after all), in Italian social history (to back up the
module on Italian neorealist cinema), German political history (for Weimar
cinema), Marxist economics (for the term on the Paris riots of May 1968),
Lacanian psychoanalysis (the Hitchcock class) and post-structuralist
feminist theory (the Doris Day module).
It was ten months of non-stop brain-ache, speed-reading, essay writing,
opinion-forming and tub-thumping debate, with a few movies thrown in. As a
concentrated mind-expanding educational experience, it was more informative,
inspiring and galvanising than anything I had done before or, to be brutally
honest, since.